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k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

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unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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nuigi:

I told this kid that memes are dumb

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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A candle doesn’t lose anything from lighting another
anonymous (via ven0moth)

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DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

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