Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
"Sometimes I eat things!"
"Sometimes I eat too many things”
eating too many things?
there is no such thing as eating too many things
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
i don’t care if it’s stupid I laughed so hard the guy at the counter of the 7-11 asked if I needed an ambulance
If I swallow magnets will I become attractive?
no but they will cut through your internal organs and kill you
Wow everyone on this website has gotten so smooth